Hell. Yes.

"scoob" (scoobsti) 11/13/2014 at 18:57 • Filed to: Feels

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Oppo, I've been seeing this girl for the past few months.

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Who gets on/off the same train station as I do.

But over the course of these few months, I've noticed 1) SHE LIVES NEAR ME. WE WALK THE SAME ROUTE TO THE TRAIN BUT SHE ENDS HER TREK A BIT EARLIER THAN I DO 2) I think we go to the same school; fuck yes 3) We seem to have similar schedules on some days of the week and 4) She totally thinks I'm alpha as fuck, brah.

Ok, that last one is false. I think she's older than me though. :( And on top of all this, I'm shy as hell to just randomly approach her on the train. Who does that? Besides homeless people.

Brian Silvestro > scoob 11/13/2014 at 19:01

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JR1 > scoob 11/13/2014 at 19:02

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How to win a girl over:

1. Be confident

2. Don't be a creep

3. Tell her you'd like to take her to get some coffee don't make it a question this goes back to number 1.

4. Don't mention you have been semi-stalking her

5. Tell her you are alpha as fuck

6. Ignore the fact that she is older. My gf is and we have been dating 3 years.

7. Be a fucking boss!

8. Ignore advice 5 and 7

9. Dress nicely the day you talk to her

10. Be a gentlemen, always be a gentlemen.

PushToStart > Brian Silvestro 11/13/2014 at 19:04

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That episode said "change" more than I think I'd ever heard it in my life up to that point.

Brian Silvestro > PushToStart 11/13/2014 at 19:05

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CHAAAAAANGEE

RazoE > scoob 11/13/2014 at 19:07

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sounds a tiny bit stalker-ish, but time it so you sit next to her. Make eye contact, and smile. That's it for that day. Next day, time it again. Make eye contact again and this time say "hi, again!" Gauge her reaction. If she blows you off, chances are it'll never happen. If she smiles and returns the hello, you've just broken the ice. Name things you have in common (your route) and go from there.

RazoE > JR1 11/13/2014 at 19:07

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my wife is 7 years older than me, it's the shit!

Steve in Manhattan > scoob 11/13/2014 at 19:09

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Will work (probably):

1) a puppy on a leash (or a 3-legged dog (but don't make one));

2) two heavy bags of groceries, spill one in front of her;

3) just walk up to her and say: "I've seen you walking home here most days, and there's no elegant way to do this - would you like to get a drink?"

A version of the third one worked for me. Twice.

JR1 > RazoE 11/13/2014 at 19:24

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Mines only a year older so it's not quite as exciting!

Osiris - I can haz Euro spec? > JR1 11/13/2014 at 19:38

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I agree with all of this and I'd like to emphasize point #6. My wife is older than me and it doesn't change anything. We've been together for 8 years now.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > scoob 11/13/2014 at 20:02

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next sentence...it puts the lotion on it's skin........

Lekker > scoob 11/13/2014 at 20:09

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What Jarod Said, confidence with gentle touch does it. And DON'T mention you know all this from her haha. Age is nothing, heck, maybe she can teach you a thing or two :P been there. Just be yourself!

Steve in Manhattan > RazoE 11/13/2014 at 21:26

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Mine is 6 months older, and I can use it if I need it.

RazoE > Steve in Manhattan 11/13/2014 at 21:35

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Yup. This is us a few years back.